It Takes Guts
A Trip through the Digestive System
It takes guts to break it down
It takes guts to soak it up
Sometimes my guts make funny sounds
Yeah no one digs me 'cause of my borborygmi'
That's why no one hangs around me
I blame it on my guts
There's a party in the mouth the teeth are grindin'
Salivary enzymes are binding
To complex carbs to turn them into sugar
So eat your eat your veggies but not your boogers
Head down the esphagus past the epiglottis
Down to the stomach where the latest hot spot is
Hydrochloric Acid is burning the house down
It's a pool party careful not to drown now
It takes guts to break it down
It takes guts to soak it up
Sometimes my guts make funny sounds
Yeah no one digs me 'cause of my borborygmi'
That's why no one hangs around me
I blame it on my guts
Oh lordy, lordy here come the intestines
It's time for some chemical digestion
I just got squirted in the face with vile
The small intestine going on for miles
Pink lumpy walls covered in villi
Make all my nutrients go bye, bye
It takes guts to break it down
It takes guts to soak it up
Sometimes my guts make funny sounds
Yeah no one digs me 'cause of my borborygmi'
That's why no one hangs around me
I blame it on my guts
Now I'm just a waste, but I'm still rolling
In my brown Cadillac through the colon
It makes all my water and makes me feces
I wait in the rectum for the body to release me
Now I'm in the rectum singing "Lody Dody"
Then I exit through the anus into the potty